2004-09-13

Hi, I'm The Epitome Of Psycho

I think that I should come out the closet with this. It's totally fucking safe to say that I am obsessed with the movie Clerks and there is no denying it.

Today was hilarious. People start to think I am insane and on drugs because I laugh so much. I was on the phone with Owen and was laughing for at least five minutes or more at a mullet picture and the comments people were making on it. It was hysterical and my stomach ached.

I played frisbee at lunch time. I am trying not to be afraid of the frisbee hitting me.

Owen says that I say "fuck" and I might as well not even realize it because I say it so much. And I have no idea why, but I think I am pretty cool now. I'm just so different and I have unique tastes. In math, I was writing movies I liked on my binder and the girl across from me was watching me closely.

I wrote Kill Bill in letters and she gasped and smiled. She proceeded to name off Tarantino movies. She said Reservoir Dogs and I finished the rest off. She has seen them all but most of all, she thinks Ewan McGregor is a sex beast AND she has a thing for QT movies. Hi. Ideal best friend.

I'm so tired though. I was watching the Clerks X extras [which is supposed to go back to Blockbuster by the way] and decided I was going to do something. Make a Clerks shirt. So I did.

And I proved to Owen that I want to marry Jay [Jason Mewes] so fucking fucking fucking badly it isn't even funny. I want him badly. More than anyone will ever know and more than I can explain.

Damn it, I need to get a job and begin my quest into the real life where I can live independently and totally depend on myself for money and such.

Sighing.

turbogeek at 9:07 p.m.

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