2004-08-30

Sex On TV

I was sitting there watching TV and a commercial with Rob Huebel came on. I freaked out and wiggled around like a worm and fell on the floor but got back up on the couch and freaked out like someone was tickling me. My dad was sitting on the chair on my left. He was yelling at me because I "was acting retarded". And I took a second just laying there to chill out.

We were watching McEnroe and then The Fabulous Life of John Kerry and George W. Bush. I don't even know why I was watching it because I hate politics. I don't understand why nobody else is sick of the politics thing.

Last night the moonlight was bright. When I went to the bathroom I looked in the mirror. I looked so terrible. My hair was disheveled from sleeping and not showering. My face was pale and fat looking. It looked like this when I woke up too. I took a shower, finally.

I suppose I feel better. I told my dad I want to marry John McEnroe and that I was dead serious. Then when a commercial with slutty people came on, I told him I can't even watch TV without a inappropriate commercial coming on.

I am dead serious that I would marry McEnroe. But he's already married. I like his show for some reason. Even though it can be cheesy at some points, only at some points. Well, come to think of it, it was barely cheesy. Cheesy with benefits? It's good cheese.

In other news, my mother thinks I'm extremely selfish and I can't remember why.

turbogeek at 11:08 p.m.

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